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Unicorn Sandwich

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Legend has it that the unicorn
Has special magic powers.
In the enchanted forest
We're goin hunting for it
So we can make it a sandwich

We're making a sandwich
Out of the last unicorn on the planet
We' making a sandwich
Making a sandwich out of
U.N.I.C.O.R.N. - killing and killing and killing again

Give me three more wishes
That magic's so delicious
It makes me crap out a rainbow

You mythical creature
How i wanna eat ya
and turn you into a sandwich ...

These are the things that i think about when i close my eyes

Our good friend Santa Claus handed us a chainsaw
Just for the butchering of anything we came across
That wasn't a reindeer or wasn't an elf
These mythical creatures can all go to hell

Unicorn! Unicorn!
Make me a uniform out of unicorn hides
I'm hoping it will look nice
Wanna wear their skin make me look so thin
Eating raw meat that's treated with hormones and vitamins
With the magical powers from the snacks that i've eaten
It'll never make me sick and it's always a treat
When I'm eating unicorn, I never get stuffed
Cause ten pounds of flesh is never enough
With some leprechaun slaw and some pegasus butter
It's a magical meal and l'll never eat another
Sucking on breasts and nibbling thighs
It tastes so good when a unicorn dies
Tastes so good
Tastes so good...

Makin a sandwich, making a sandwich
Out of the last unicorn on the planet
We' making a sandwich, making a sandwich out of
U.N.I.C.O.R.N. - killing and killing and killing again

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from Expensive, released September 10, 2011

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