Unicorn Sandwich
from Expensive by Super Adventure Club
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lyrics
Legend has it that the unicorn
Has special magic powers.
In the enchanted forest
We're goin hunting for it
So we can make it a sandwich
We're making a sandwich
Out of the last unicorn on the planet
We' making a sandwich
Making a sandwich out of
U.N.I.C.O.R.N. - killing and killing and killing again
Give me three more wishes
That magic's so delicious
It makes me crap out a rainbow
You mythical creature
How i wanna eat ya
and turn you into a sandwich ...
These are the things that i think about when i close my eyes
Our good friend Santa Claus handed us a chainsaw
Just for the butchering of anything we came across
That wasn't a reindeer or wasn't an elf
These mythical creatures can all go to hell
Unicorn! Unicorn!
Make me a uniform out of unicorn hides
I'm hoping it will look nice
Wanna wear their skin make me look so thin
Eating raw meat that's treated with hormones and vitamins
With the magical powers from the snacks that i've eaten
It'll never make me sick and it's always a treat
When I'm eating unicorn, I never get stuffed
Cause ten pounds of flesh is never enough
With some leprechaun slaw and some pegasus butter
It's a magical meal and l'll never eat another
Sucking on breasts and nibbling thighs
It tastes so good when a unicorn dies
Tastes so good
Tastes so good...
Makin a sandwich, making a sandwich
Out of the last unicorn on the planet
We' making a sandwich, making a sandwich out of
U.N.I.C.O.R.N. - killing and killing and killing again
Has special magic powers.
In the enchanted forest
We're goin hunting for it
So we can make it a sandwich
We're making a sandwich
Out of the last unicorn on the planet
We' making a sandwich
Making a sandwich out of
U.N.I.C.O.R.N. - killing and killing and killing again
Give me three more wishes
That magic's so delicious
It makes me crap out a rainbow
You mythical creature
How i wanna eat ya
and turn you into a sandwich ...
These are the things that i think about when i close my eyes
Our good friend Santa Claus handed us a chainsaw
Just for the butchering of anything we came across
That wasn't a reindeer or wasn't an elf
These mythical creatures can all go to hell
Unicorn! Unicorn!
Make me a uniform out of unicorn hides
I'm hoping it will look nice
Wanna wear their skin make me look so thin
Eating raw meat that's treated with hormones and vitamins
With the magical powers from the snacks that i've eaten
It'll never make me sick and it's always a treat
When I'm eating unicorn, I never get stuffed
Cause ten pounds of flesh is never enough
With some leprechaun slaw and some pegasus butter
It's a magical meal and l'll never eat another
Sucking on breasts and nibbling thighs
It tastes so good when a unicorn dies
Tastes so good
Tastes so good...
Makin a sandwich, making a sandwich
Out of the last unicorn on the planet
We' making a sandwich, making a sandwich out of
U.N.I.C.O.R.N. - killing and killing and killing again
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from Expensive,
released September 10, 2011
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Super Adventure Club San Francisco, California
Super Adventure Club is a complex comedic musical multi-tasking power duo based in San Francisco and North
Carolina.
Their music reflects diverse sonic influences spanning late 90's NY experimental-alternative art-rock from Soul Coughing, Brazilian Girls and Talking Heads to comedic& electronic textures from Daft Punk, Flight of the Conchords and the Lonely Island.
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discography
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Sep 2011 -
Jan 2009
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